💕 SINGLE MALE SEEKING LOVE 💕

Name: Howie

Age: Old enough to know what I want, young enough to still bark about it.

Height: Fun-sized.

Occupation: Professional cuddler, neighbourhood watch captain, and full-time supervisor of your personal space.

About Me:

I’m a crusty Chihuahua with a heart of gold and a list of standards that some might call unreasonable. I prefer to think of them as boundaries.

I enjoy long naps, warm blankets, being carried around like the tiny king I am, and reminding everyone that the mailman is a threat to society. I’m kennel trained, house trained, and exceptionally talented at becoming your entire personality.

Looking For:

❤️ A female-only home.

❤️ Someone experienced with small dogs who understands that trust and respect are earned.

❤️ Someone who understands that bedtime means sharing the bed.

❤️ A calm household where I can enjoy my retirement in peace.

Deal Breakers:

🚫 Men.

🚫 Children under 18.

🚫 Bossy dogs.

🚫 Apartments, condos, or homes with shared walls. I am a vocal gentleman and I refuse to silence myself.

🚫 Anyone who thinks dogs belong on the floor instead of under the blankets.

Other Pets:

🐱 Cats are fine if they stay away from me.

🐶 Respectful, submissive dogs are acceptable, I will growl at them if they are in my personal space.

A Few Things You Should Know:

I can be sweet, cuddly, and attached at the hip one minute, and the next minute decide I’ve had enough. Because of this, I need someone who can read dog body language, respect my boundaries, and understand that I may bite if I feel uncomfortable, startled, or pushed beyond my limits.

What I Bring to the Relationship:

✔ Unwavering loyalty

✔ Endless cuddles (when I request them)

✔ Comic relief

✔ Personal security alerts whenever a leaf blows by

✔ The confidence of a much larger dog

If you’re looking for a quiet, low-maintenance companion, I’m probably not your guy.

If you’re looking for a tiny, crusty soulmate who will keep you laughing, keep you company, and make every day a little more interesting, swipe right and submit your application.

XOXO,

Howie 💋